INDI YILLI RASKALA #Rajnikant Rocks

What would be life without having SUPREME power. The only problem is that it exists in books & in character (like spidy, batty & HE-man etc). The real fun is only when you can see those actions performed by normal (oopss I should be hang till death to use word normal for this ultra ordinary buddy) human being.

Here’s some of the amazing power imaginations coming straight from the GREATER than the GREATEST Ranji master.

Rajnikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.

When Rajnikant sneezes, a black hole is created.

Rajnikant is biological father of Katrina. Not actress, the hurricane!

There are only four dimensions in our universe, length, width, depth and Rajnikant

We could see dinosaurs around today if one of them didn't mess with Rajnikant long ago.

The Bermuda triangle is Rajnikant's restroom.

Rajnikant and opportunity knock only once.

Rajnikant once ate Iphone3 and crapped Iphone4 out!!

Rajnikant doesn't follow anybody on twitter. Twitter follows Rajnikant

Rajnikant can breathe in space..

Rajnikant can stop time.

New York has Spiderman, Gotham City has Batman, we have Rajnikant

Rajnikant k aate he cows apne aap milk deti h and murgi aande

Rajnikant doesn't need a bat, his index finger is enough!!

Death once had a near Rajnikant experience!!!

Rajnikant does not head-butt. Last time he did it caused the

Rajnikant doesnt go into opponents half to score, he just hits the ball against his own goal post and the ball rebounds into opponents goal

Rajnikant don't need a gun. he just FARTS and gameover:D

Rajnikant has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Speed travels at the rate of Rajnikant

Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch...HE decides wat time it is!!

Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.

Last but it’s not althought ENOUGH for him,

Rajnikant farted. It was the beginning of global warming.

Courtesy: twitter.

Six on last ball: Avatar & 3 idiot rocks!!!

Avatar:

Some people don’t leave for money, but it’s their passion which keeps them alive. Hats off to the director, James Cameron, for waiting 12-14 years to deliver a master piece. An ordinary director would have declared 2-3 more movies after the success of Titanic, but he took his time in designing a virtual world named “Pandora”. What as a child you would dream of leaving in? A green world with everything so perfect and so good, just like the Pandora planet is. Director has used his imagination power in building all creatures from flying dragon, to running horses and those scary black dogs. 

If you always are getting amused by those 7 colors in rainbow, see the Pandora world describing beauty of all colors you can imagine about trees, sky, water, mountain and almost everything. A must must must watch movie after a long time.

If there is anything that was disappointing about the movie than it was the story line. It’s relatively simple story which could have been better. I guess the directory didn’t wanted to add complexity in the story line to let people explore and dissolve in Pandora world rather than washing up minding in solving out puzzle of a complex story.

I would give it 9/10.

 

3 Idiots

I always had this feeling that movie made from book or which got inspired by some other movie takes away the original beauty of the master peace. It happened in past with ‘Hello(a night at call center)’, ‘Da vinci code’, ‘Angels n Demons’ & ‘Gajini’. ‘3 Idiots’ changed my opinion; the book ‘five point someone’ was my first favorite book since I was not a keen reader from my childhood. I would thank Rajkumar santoshi million, billions time for making such movie (no doubt I did the same for munnabhai series). I can’t even think of single actor for the role played by ‘Amir’ (Racho), while madhavan was the one to put me in worry before the release. (Still thank god that it wasn’t Shah rukh khan otherwise the movie story would have been based on love between him and kareen kappoor :P)

Normally I don’t laugh watching movies when I’m with bhakti (don’t know why) but this time I couldn’t stop it for the whole movie. Hats off again second time in week.

Waiting to watch it second time with friends ;-)

It’s 10/10. After a long time.

3 Movies in a day

Well It wasn't that hard job though, and i did it. it's not that i did it first time. But 3 complete movies in a day with full energy is something i'ven't done since a looooong time.

1. Fight club.

The Best of 3 i watched yesterday. One word to describe this movie is SENSATIONAL. The story is based on a novel 'chuck Palahniuk', it always surprises, never bores. It's also just damn good, on every possible level. I won't reveal the story here or you'll kill me. Brad Pitt was as usual rocking, i think 'shahrukh khan'(over actor..) should learn something from him. The other actor that really impressed was 'edward_norton'.  Go for it!!!!
I would give it 9/10.

2. The Bank Job

Well! Typical english movie where hero and his gang tries to loot something and than twist and turns and finally hero wins. Though i couldn't find the storyline so strong, i was tempted to finish the movie once i started watching it.
Would give it 8/10.

3. Usual Suspect
If you have seen the hindi movie 'Chocolate', than no need to see this movie. Pretty high accent and fast story might bore you in the starting of the movie. Avoid it if you are an indian.      :(
Would give it 6/10.

Have a happy weekend.

Crank 'Again'

They did it again. How? Well you have no idea unless you watch it. ‘Crank’ is back and is on high voltage. The concept and direction is same as part one the only thing being changed this time is reason. Reason to stay alive. I do not see any other person who could have given better verdict to the role 'Chev Chelios', Jason Statham was at his best. If anyone have not seen crank-1 than better not see this one as well. Completely blowing mind.

The best direction i founn after my last best movie (Memonto) was this one. Game freak like me would find many similarities between the movie and some action pack game. The scene when Chelios puts the gun inside the ass of that black hippo was an out of universe idea. Ringtone of Jason was something that really impressed me since i saw the first part. I finally found it. You can also get it from -> http://sites.google.com/site/abhishekgondalia/Home/crank.mp3?attredirects=0.

I must admin the director is a freak about action, babes, boobs and sex. The scene is same as last crank where Chelios gets in with 'Amy Smart' in public doing their sexual things to keep himself alive. This time they crossed the boundaries by doing all the available positions in public. They were awesome.

All in all movie was good, not as good as first part. Also those pinky kind of boys, this one is not for you.
Here is the preview for those who haven't seen it yet and want to see the movie in 3 minutes, see the trailer.

WallE Rocks

Pretty impressive and touchy movie. You'll surely forget after half an hour that they are actually robots. Imotional love story of two robots, goes through plenty of tough stages. If you ever imagined world without man, come here and see it. They all live in ship away from the earth. WallE is surely a lovable characher. Cockroach was a funny one as well. You can have a little view here.

A movie worth watchine twice. Really really Good one!!! Disney and Pixar guys. You did it!! I'll give it 9 out of 10.