Showing posts with label Fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fun. Show all posts

Friday, September 16, 2011

Thanks Honey!!




Just like a bike is nothing without one wheel, I’m senseless (… wat do you mean I’m always senseless??) without this special person. This person, I narrate as my best half, my nigga’ friend, my bro & sometimes (ya only sometimes) as my friend. Ladies & Gentlemen, please welcome one & only, the original piece of an art, Bhakti!! On this special occasion of her b’day, I would like to throw (not literally) some Thankful notes for her.



Honey, I would love to thanks you for,

  • ·         For being my girl-friend when no other (beautiful) girl dalling ghaschara for me,
  • ·         For sneaking from your home & meeting me at nadiyad,
  • ·         For coming back for me,
  • ·         For making me realize how ‘beautiful’ falling in love is,
  • ·         For making stupid mistake of marring me,
  • ·         For writing those love letters for me,
  • ·         For making me khulla sandh in navratri all 9 nights,
  • ·         For b’day surprises,
  • ·         For laughing like baby on my krakalaka jokes,
  • ·         For choosing my clothes,
  • ·         For being my money manager,
  • ·         For cooking awesome breakfast, lunch, dinner,
  • ·         For choosing food at restaurant,
  • ·         For applying oil on my head,
  • ·         For testing my patience & making me strong in it,
  • ·         For giving up after our little nok-jok, :D
  • ·         Thanks for watching TV-soaps in my absence,
  • ·         For being the reason to come early to home from office,
  • ·         For not over shopping with debit card I gave you,
  • ·         For dinner you cook for my friends & family,
  • ·         For giving me my space,
  • ·         For inspiring me to stay in V - shape,
  • ·         For sleeping with your mouth open,
  • ·         For washing my underwear,
  • ·         For watching HIMYM, Two & Half Men, SouthPark, Friends & other shows with me,
  • ·         For correcting my English & doing proof reading for my blog,
  • ·         For allowing me to flirt with other girls ;),
  • ·         For over kisses & love,
  • ·         For still surviving with me,

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Google blog service may throw ‘out of memory exception’ if I’ll keep listing out these thanks, so I would rest my fingers here. It’s been a fantastic day, month & year with you. For me every day is your b’day, princess ;)

Thursday, July 28, 2011

25 લાઇફ લેસન્સ Cause Zindagi na milegi dubara..

Zindagi-Na-Milegi-Dobara
Benny Lewis, a vegetarian from Cavan Ireland, who don’t drink & thinks of himself a “technomad” - a full-time technology-enabled globe-trotter, came up with this these 25 life lesions. Read more about him @ http://www.fluentin3months.com/about/
I found them beautiful, true & touchy so thought i should shared it with you ppl. Incase  you’ve seen movie ‘Zindagi na milegi dubara’, you’ll love reading them. If haven’t seen it yet, damn you!!!!
(૧) બધા જ બધે સરખી જ ઝંખનાઓ ધરાવે છે ઃ બહારની સપાટી પરની બાબતો દૂર કરો, તો જગત આખાના મનુષ્ય પ્રાણીઓ અંતે તો સ્વીકૃતિ, આશા, સલામતી, પ્રેમ અને આનંદ જ ઇચ્છે છે.
(૨) આજનું સુખ ક્યારેય આવતીકાલ ઉપર ઠેલવું નહિ ઃ બહુ મોટા લક્ષ્યાંક પૂરા થયા પછી જ રાજી થવાનું મુલત્વી રાખવામાં માલ નથી. વર્તમાનને માણો આવતીકાલની કોઈ ગેરન્ટી નથી. માટે સ્ટેશન સુધી દોડતા ન રહો, યાત્રામાં ટ્રેનની બારી બહાર પસાર થતા દ્રશ્યો નિહાળી મઝા કરો.
(૩) એક દિવસે બધા સારા વાના થઈ જશે એવા ભ્રમમાં ન રહેવું ઃ આશા અને ભ્રમ વચ્ચે પાતળી ભેદરેખા છે. બી પ્રેક્ટિકલ આપણી કિસ્મત ચમકશે એટલે બસ બ્રહ્માંડની તાકાત આપણા સપનાઓ સાકાર બેઠાંબેઠાં કરી દેશે, એવું માની પરીકથા સાંભળી ઊંઘી જતા બાળક જેવું નિષ્ક્રિય ન બનવું, જંિદગીમાં કશુંક અઘટિત પણ બને.
(૪) ભાગ્ય જેવું કશું નથી, આ સારા સમાચાર છે ઃ બેનભાઈ તો એવું જ માને છે કે પ્રારબ્ધવાદી માણસ કદી પુરુષાર્થ કરીને પરાક્રમી બનતો નથી ધારો કે, આપણે લકમાં માનીએ છીએ તો પણ શું ? ચોવીસે કલાક લકના ભરોસે બેસી રહો તો ય વગર આગાહીએ એક વાત નિશ્ચિત છે. મરી જવાની ! માટે જે સ્થિતિમાં છે ત્યાંથી કશીક મહેનત કરો, તો લક એનું કામ કરશે - આપણે આપણું કરવાનું
(૫) જગતમાં દરેક લોકોને પોતપોતાની માન્યતા કે દ્રષ્ટિબંિદુ હોય છે, જેને પણ સમજતા રહી એમાંથી શીખવું ઃ આપણને ગમે એ જ ફેશન કે ફિલ્મ બીજાને નાપસંદ હોય. આપણે જ્યોતિષમાં માનીએ, અન્ય કોઈ રેશનલ હોય, આપણે ગાયનું દૂધ પીએ કોઈ બીફ પણ ખાય. આપણે છાશ પીએ, કોઈ વાઇન. આપણને વાડી ગમે કોઈને મોલ. જુદા હોવાથી કંઈ ખરાબ હોવાનો ચુકાદો કોઈ માટે ન કહી દેવાય. સતત પોતાને સુપિરીયર માની બીજાઓનો સરમુખત્યારી ન્યાય તોળવાને બદલે બીજાઓ નુકસાનકારક પ્રવૃત્તિ ન કરતા હોય, ત્યાં સુધી એમની વાત સમજવી
(૬) ખુદ સારી જંિદગી જીવવી, એ લોકોને સંમંત કરવાનો શ્રેષ્ઠ માર્ગ છે,
(૭) બધાને ક્યારેય બધી ખબર હોતી નથી. પૂરી વાત જાણ્યા વિના કદી અહોભાવથી અંજાવું કે દ્વેષભાવથી ખીજાવું નહિ. (૮) ‘હું નથી જાણતો’ કહેવામાં કદી શરમ ન રાખવી,
(૯) માત્ર વઘુ પૈસા મળી જવાથી દરેક સમસ્યા ઉકેલાઈ નહિ જાય
(૧૦) કીંમતી ચીજોની માલિકી આપણી નથી, એ આપણી માલિક બની બેસે છે માટે એના વળગણમાં બરબાદ ન થવું, મસ્તીથી એનો ઉપયોગ કરવો
(૧૧) માનવજાત માટે ટીવી બ્લેકહોલ સમાન છે ઃ ક્યારેક, ન્યુઝ, સ્પોર્ટસ, રિલેક્સેશન માટે બરાબર. પણ જીવાતી જંિદગીના રોજના કલાકો ફક્ત ચૂપચાપ ટીવીના કચરપટ્ટી પ્રોગ્રામ્સ જોયા કરવામાં જવાનીનો વેડફાટ છે
(૧૨) ઇન્ટરનેટ આપણને મળેલી મહાનતમ શોધ છે, પણ રોજેરોજ એની પાછળ પણ અસલી જંિદગીનું વઘુ ખૂબસૂરત સૌંદર્ય માણવાનું ભૂલીને ચોંટી ન રહેવું.
(૧૩) બહાર નીકળો, લોકોને મળો
(૧૪) માત્ર અંગ્રેજી (અહીં વાંચો ગુજરાતી) જ જાણવાનો મોહ ન રાખો ઃ દુનિયા ઘણી ભાષા બોલે છે ! કોઈ પણ ભાષા આવડે એવી બોલો તો શીખાતી જશે !
(૧૫) ‘મોડર્ન ફોરેન કલ્ચર’ કોઈ ધારી લીધેલો સ્ટીરિયોટાઇપ નથી ઃ બધી ફ્રેન્ચ છોકરીઓ રોમેન્ટિક હોય, બધા બ્રાઝિલિયન સાંભા ડાન્સ જ કરે, બધા જર્મનો ફૂટબોલ રમે - આવું માર્કેટંિગના ટુરિસ્ટ બ્રોશર જેવો પ્રચાર સત્ય ન માનવો. બધે બધા જ પ્રકારનું વૈવિઘ્ય હોય છે, એને માન આપવું,
(૧૬) ઉતાવળ ન કરવી, ફુરસદ માણવી ઃ ફરવા જાવ ત્યારે બઘું જ ધડાધડ જોઈ લેવાની ‘પૈસા વસૂલ’ ઉન્માદ ન રાખવો. ક્યારેક સરસ સ્થળને ખામોશ બની અંદર ઉતરવા દેવું, સરસ સ્વાદને નિરાંતથી ચાવવો ટેઇક ઇટ ઇઝી ડોન્ટ બી સો ફાસ્ટ
(૧૭) તમે બધા જ માણસોને રાજી રાખી ન શકો ઃ તમારી સાથે બધા જ સારી રીતે વર્તવાના નથી અને એમને ખોટેખોટો તમારી સામે વાંધો હોય તો એ એમનો પ્રોબ્લેમ છે, તમારો નહિ !
(૧૮) આંધળું અનુકરણ ઘેટાંવૃત્તિ છે ઃ સમાજના દબાણમાં જાતને ખોઈ ન નાખવાની વહેતા પ્રવાહના સામા પૂરે તરવાનું સાહસ કંઈક ઓર છે આજે જે ‘ફૂલ’ લાગે એ આવતીકાલે ‘ફ્રોઝન’ પણ હોય ! મનની મરજીથી જીવવું
(૧૯) ભૂલો કરો, થોડી વઘુ થાય તો ય વાંધો નહિ,
(૨૦) ઝાઝું વિચારવામાં કામ કરવાનું રહી જશે
(૨૧) નાચો, ગાવ- જયારે શક્ય હોય ત્યારે
(૨૨) નવા મિત્રો બનાવવા સરળ છે, જૂનાને જાળવવા પણ !
(૨૩) કશુંક જતું ન રહે, ત્યાં સુધી એની કંિમત સમજાતી નથી
(૨૪) માફી માંગી ભૂલ કબૂલ કરવામાં હંમેશા અભિમાન ગળી જઈ, નમ્રતા રાખવી,
(૨૫) બીજાઓને ઇમ્પ્રેસ કરવા માટે જ કશુંક કર્યા કરવું એ નરી મૂર્ખાઈ છે !
Special thanks to “jay vadavada” for bringing these in Anavrut!!!

Saturday, July 2, 2011

INK me baby, one more time!!


I was may be 12, when I lost my virgin skin. No I didn’t meet any Michal Jackson stuff here. It was the time when I got my first tattoo. It was my aunt who forced me to get god name inked on my hand. With little scariness, little excitement & little more curious to show my courage I decided to take on. That sadakchap tattoo artist took hardly 5 minutes to name it. Mom was little shocked when she show it & later relieved by fact that it’s GOD name tattoo.

The second opportunity rang the bell at Singapore. She was angy(a Singaporean friend) , who first inspired me to get a tattoo. She showed me all her glittering, girlish tattoos. On hands, leg & near ya… really near to 7sleep-walkher private part as well. I got ready to get 1 until I heard the cost which was around 600SGD, which is equal to my total savings of that trip. If I would have got that then I might have received a free permanent tattoo on face after bhakti’s punch. ;) But still Idea wasn’t leaving my mind. Then it was in the national park where I saw an awesome CHINKI doing tattoo. I’m not sure what drag me over there, was it her tattoos or her beauty?? It drove me to her like a person taking sleep walk? 

10SGD, that it??? OMG, I took my t-shirt out ASAP. I selected design and just lay down… No …no.. no.. Not with her, of course. With 100 of thoughts running in my mind, will bhakti like this? Will this look good on me? Will this CHINKI’s hand on my back tingle? Will it hurt? Etc etc. By the time I answered these questions myself the tattoo part was done. WHAT? That smooth?? Yah… baby. Reaching home I felt like I wasted those 350ruppees over that freaking TEMPORARY tattoo. Yah it was not permanent. Damn it!! %#$% #$%#$%. CHINKI never told me either.
Anyways, so coming back to the present again the bhoot or craze of tattoo is back. I went through many designs, wasted 2 days but still not able to find that exact punch line tattoo design so far. At the end, I decided to go with two tattoos. 1 in Sanskrit (which is too hard to find) & 2nd in Tibetan language. I need some advice here, which one should I get for Sanskrit?? Choices are below. HELP, HELP, HELP…..
P.S. All voters will get a cutting chai ;)
  • I love you more = त्वामधिकमनुरजामि
  • ONLY WE CAN FREE OUR MINDS = केवलं वयमेवास्माकं मनांसि मोचयितुं शक्नुमः
  • Beautiful mistake = सुंदरप्रमाद
  • Become your destiny = तव नियतिः भव
  • Peace comes from within = शांतिरंतरतः आगच्छति
  • everything will be ok in the end. If it is not ok, it is not the end.=सर्वं सुष्ठु भविष्यत्यंते। यदि नास्ति सुष्ठु, नास्त्यंतः।
More Tibetan tatto also coming soon ;) Plz plz plz vote…………


Monday, February 7, 2011

Dhoom, dhishum & zoooom!!

terminator_the_game-805Dhum, dhum… dhooom.. Alpha down, I repeat, alpha down!! You might wonder who is ‘alpha’ or who is down! But don’t worry these are some of the words that leaves my blood chilled & thrilled.

 

First Experience is always unforgettable

I was 11, when I first put my fingers on the keyboard to shoot & jump around. I was studying at ‘gurukul’ in surat. There were 2 periods (oops, don’t take it wrong way, I’m talking about class periods) for computer subject. Thanks to our sir’s laziness we never learned anything beyond “GAME” ;) That was the first time I rocked in this field. I wish I could remember the name of the games. It was something jumping over those fires and shooting insects. Believe me I was best in that!!

Suddenly those rich bastards at ‘gurukul’ started bringing their own devices for internal pleasure. I guess ‘china market’ has pulled out many of those devices to play hand held games. Unfortunately I don’t remember name of those devices as well. (I wonder if it even had any name). I requested my dad to get one for me & looking at our financial situation, the request was rejected successfully, huh… !! I used to share my food with those ‘bastards’ to get a hand on the console.

While my trip to Ahmadabad from gurukul, I put my first step in game station. We used to sneak out from gurukul at late night (believe me It was like journey to the center of the world), to go to those game station to play ‘mario’ & ‘boxing’. 1Rs for 3 lives that was fucking costly for amateurs like me. Two guys got caught & that learning curve came to finish line. But by the time I had almost spent all my savings, 150Rs.

 

Game Hero

Coming back to home from that ‘gurukul’ jail, I was happiest!! Studying at ‘Swaminarayan vidhyalay’ @ surat  was easier than before. The only change I didn’t like was that they make us study in computer period (oh, not again). Eventually I & nitin used to sneak out during Sunday to fulfill our Game quotas. Game was same but the place & players have changed. Since I came here with lots of experience beating him was not that hard.

Then came those consoles with lots & lots games like Mario, Tank, Mario Bros, Aladdin, tomb raider etc. Unable to buy it, I used to go to neighbor’s place. The guy just got new console but didn’t know how to play so I became his savior. Spending 15-20 minutes sitting beside him I only used to get chance when he can’t go beyond his limit. It was still a hell lot of fun to me. When I heard from someone that there is game station available nearby, it became my favorite tourist spot. Spent my most of the time with other fat, smelly fellows in 10x10 cabin, education was ruined!!!!

Again I put forward my request for such console to dad & again it got rejected initially, damn!!! But then I used my secret weapon to get it. I cried!! Yah, A lot of cry, cry, cry!! & guess what, it worked. I got the console. I was feeling like Hero in my group. Champ of Mario ;) Before school, after school, before lunch & after lunch you would find me seating near our TV only.

East or West PC was the best.

Like all great histories, console history also came to an end. The new trend was highly configured computers for new FAwesome games. Mario was almost dead. The world was talking about nfs-2, call of duty & GTA vice city. Since there was no game station available for those games yet, the only place I could get to was a friend’s new computer. I remember sometimes I used to walk around 5 k.m. so that I can sit beside him and instruct him about how to shoot around & move on. It was so annoying but I was helpless.

Finally we bought a pc (although with pretty less configuration & guess what it still is running after those 11 long years). I still couldn’t install ‘GTA vice city’ on it. I was still happy with Aladdin, cricket 2000 (multiplayer with bro), Mummy returns, nfs & etc. I still remember cheating with brother while playing cricket games with multiplayer. I literally peed my pants while playing ‘mummy returns’ with turned off lights and headphone on full volume. I used play those games waking up 5/6 a.m. I also remember using blanket to cover pc & me to hide the PC light.

With time that PC craze was dying not because of interest but due to those FADU games adding up everyday & my pc couldn’t accommodate any of them. At the end PC dream also got ruined.

 

PSP Love

Do you believe in love at first site? I do. I started believing when I met the PSP first time psp_games@ surat. It was complete unintentional visit to a store which introduced me to ma’ love. So handy, portable & awesome ;) The good think this time was that I was able to buy it on my own since I started earning. It kept me busy like hell. ‘GAT-China town’, ‘Bomber man’, ‘DJ-fight’, ‘NFS Shift’, ‘Call of Duty’, ‘God of War’, ‘Medal of Honor’, ‘Ben-10’, ‘Virtual Tennis 3’ were the games I finished so far & they all were Fawesome.

I remember the day when my brother lost the PSP while visiting Rajkot. I cried a lot that night & didn’t talk with him for 1 day. Eventually it all ended up buying another psp. ;) I’m still crazy over it!!!

 

Back to PC life

asusicore7pc What goes around comes around!! PC days are back ;) Earning on your own comes really handy when you want to buy things that you love. This time, I got this most awaited AMD machine to convert my unused room into a ‘war room.’ ‘Dhay, dhay, dhay & boom, boom or zooooom…’ would be the only sound you would hear if you pass by the room. Just started with 2 games as of now. 1) Call of duty- black hops 2) NFS-Hot pursuit. I don’t think I would survive with these 24 hours a day stuff that god has arranged. Need at least 50 hours: 15 for games, 4 for tennis, 8 for sleep and 10 for work & rest for ‘honey’ (who will kill me if I’ll play any more games)!!!

I’m still away from amazing consoles available out there like wii, ps3, xbox. Anyone who is interested in donating one of them please contact my personal email. ;)



Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Life is a ‘Song’!!!

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What is music to you???

It’s what i would call ‘KRAKALAKA’ for me & i can’t believe what ‘music’ does to you.

I think God should fit an ipod in everyone's brain!



Tuesday, November 30, 2010

When Nature Calls,,,

I wish,,,, I Could do that ;)

Aaah…, is what comes out as soon as remember this recent incident. If god really is some living diva than I guess he would be damn funny & that’s why he just played a trick few hours ago. Here’s the real bite.  Share your experience if you’ve came through the same situation.

I was supposed to attend this so called marriage of my cousin-brother tomorrow. Chaki (humry chikni) is preparing for her exam so I was alone to this boring journey. I did the packing at the last moment (1 pair of cloth, toothbrush, PSP, a book & a water bottle). Something was still missing… , but that ticking clock was teasing me, so finally I left the home.



I almost gave it up that I’ll be able to reach home, when I looked at the line on ticket counter. It felt like I was living in one of    starving country where you’ve to queue up to get your daily bread of one time. Thank god I didn’t give up at that time (I think god turned the coin in my side since he wanted to see me in that awkward situation later on, such funny fellow he is). Grabbed my ticket & caught a seat on upper stand of train.  Let me tell you something about this upper stand (can’t call it upper compartment), there are few advantage of sitting in upper seat.

Ø      No body will ask to shrink your ass to get a new seat.
Ø      Less noisy.
Ø      You don’t have to worry about anything that may fall from person sitting on top of you, if you’re sitting in down seats.

My plan was to fully indulge myself in the book & few pamphlets that I was carrying. The plan was destroyed when suddenly an irritating and idiotic family started their shouting session. Oh these Indians… Oops.. I mean we Indians.  I got no choice but to shove my psp ear-plugs & start reading book from Sudha Murti (chaku’s fav).

I gave up reading after realizing that I’ve already read this book in gujarati and my interest evaporated just like my bank balance. I missed Barney’s PlayBook than. Anyways so I finally took out the water bottle and gulped ¾ part in just one shot. Played few games on PSP, read some other pamphlets and finally after getting bored with above two, I switched back to “Lady Ga ga”, who started banging my ears, head & the whole body.

Just when we were about to pass “kim” station I finished the left over part from the bottle. Now, there comes the moment. I felt a slight push of the new water at the bottom of my body. Now I realized the thing that I missed to PERFORM before leaving for “surat”. How can I forget to visit such a wonderful stress buster place? Just like some ppl love to visit temple every morning we prefer visiting toilet (rather I would call it washroom) before leaving home. But I forgot…., you’ll say what’s big deal… but no it is a big deal when you are drinking water like you’ve never seen water in your entire life.

Since the gentle push for my ‘pee pee’ was not that emergency alarm, I decided to deal with it as of now. (Now that’s one disadvantage of seating in upper section in train, you just let it go… ) I switched songs from ‘ga ga’ to ‘one republic’ to ‘timbaland’ to etc etc. in order to forget my little pain building inside my stomach. As soon as Tapi bridge arrived I decided to get down to get shoes. After landing my incredible legs on one of my victim’s face and getting pushed from all four (eight) direction, I finally got in my shoes. Suddenly the trained slowed down (that’s one of the most incredible characteristic of Indian train, just when it’s about to reach station it either slows down or turns down completely). As I waited few more minutes standing there listening ‘ga ga’ again, another strong push of water reached my downstairs. I looked on both side and realized that a few feet of distance to washroom was looking like miles from where I was standing.. I breathed and instructed my mind to wait few more minutes.

The station arrived; I hurried myself to catch an auto. To my good (actually worse) luck I found auto so easily this time. A man in his sixties with an auto in its seventies has been assigned the mission to drop me to home ASAP… Again god played his card and suddenly gave our auto 3 needed passengers. Journey to my home started. My ears were still blocked from the outside noise and my mind wandering across the street watching fellows (and searching sweet hearts).

The good thing about the surat’s road is that they are smooth like madhuri’s chick, but a sudden jump in an auto shook my entire body and gave another push to my inner pouch holding plenty of water. My body told me “We’ve got an emergency situation here…” & I acknowledged it with my “I, I, Captain!!!” look. When I looked outside to realize where I am, got a sudden shock. We’ve not crossed even 30% from station. What to do? Ask driver to drive fast as I got pee pee? Nahh… Just told myself to hold on a bit more. Pushed my ear plugs back & journey continued.

After another 15 minutes I saw 2 cyclist crossing our auto, I wanted to laugh but couldn’t with the pain I was in. Then a saw a car, a truck, few autos, few bikes, a cycle & a man walking who crossed ahead of us. How the fuck his auto is still alive?? Our speed would have been around few feet per hour. May be I could have taken a walk and would have reached home by now. Generally it takes around 20 minutes to reach home but even after these 30 minutes I was still half way to home. I decided to change the auto on next stop, but that would end up in a fight with this old fellow.

Uncle thodi fast chalavo ne!!!” I said when there was no one seating with me. “Are fast j to chalavu chhu”, bloody fellow replied. Do you call it fastttttt?? First few drops of my pee were betting with others whether they would get freedom inside my pants or inside washroom. I bet on pants. L Another scary look to old fellow & “uncle, emergency chhe!!” words gave him hint that it really is an emergency situation. He changed to auto gear, may be from neutral to 1st & suddenly some noise started coming from it. I wasn’t sure whether I should be happy or sad about it. Finally it stopped, leaving me in the middle of the road. The bastard told me “etle j dhime chalavto hato, utri jao have!!!

Hell yessssssss!!!

I got down without arguing, gave him a note of 10Rs, he started counting something inside his mind. “Ketla thaya??” I shouted and few drops got a ray of hope that their freedom is nearby if I shout again. I decided to move on and asked him to keep change but then he finally returned 2 Rs after his million dollar calculation. I started to look for another auto, a babe riding bike smiled when she saw my legs crossed and hands looking for lift. I wasn’t in mood so concentrated on autos. 5 minutes passed (like 5 hours), and when I finally decided to release the flow, I looked around for a nice place. By nice I mean the place with some darkness, few dustbins & few pan’s spit and no one around.

I took a walk with my legs crossed trying to build a narmada damn which was about to overflow. I found a so called ‘nice’ place where I used to go to tuition in older days. I waited few seconds to see if there’s any public movement or not. I told my mind and those drops that alright you won the bet & I lost it. Hurray… (slowly…) I won’t have to pee in my pants. I reached there dropped the zip, took out the monster and finally… “aaahhh”… “ohhh…”,…. “hmm….”, started coming from my mouth[No!!! That wasn’t the sound of what you are thinking…Damn it!!!]. I closed my eyes to make this event more enjoyable. The even started around 8:45:235 IST to 8:47:669 IST, but they were the most amazing and most releasing moment of ma life.
From now onwards that corner of my old tuition class has become a historical place for me. I would show it to my honey, my children and grand children in future.

Why don’t you pple visit Surat sometime, I’ll show it to you as well. ;)
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P.S. I’m proud & happy living in India. East or west peeing in corner in emergency situation is the best. ;)

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

TweetDeck for Android

TweetDeck is a popular Twitter & Facebook Client for Windows and now stepping on Android platform. TweetDeck for Android v0.9 beta was published on official blog and then was immediately removed and in the mean time it was leaked all over the web. I got lucky to have the application (i also have it’s apk file… ;) 

Apart from Twitter, it also supports Facebook, Google Buzz and FourSquare (i don’t know what this is). The interface is just like the Adobe AIR application for Windows with same color combination. In twitter, it has a feature to add Geotag, Tweet Photo, etc. Moreover, you can add columns for Friends, your own timeline and whatever you like which is same as the desktop application.
Here are some screenshots taken from Motorola Droid ;)

1. Application Start-up.      
2.Home Feeds (Both T & F) 
3. Posting Update.        
4. Tweet summay.
 
       


So far the application looks promising, much more to explore, much more to ROCK ;)……
Do try the APP.. You can download the .apk file from here.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Choose your Twitter Facebook Profile Picture

Many  ppl don’t like uploading their actual images on facebook or twitter account picture. How about having a funny one rather. Choose which character suits you and just grab one… :)

I’ve already chosen my favorite JIM CARRY. (although i love uploading my own pics as well, I’m not stupid shy person ;)















Enjoy profiling............. ;)

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Making life Simpler…

This morning i came across an extra ordinary video. It’s simple, and that’s the funda of it. It’s made so simple to make your life simpler… This would really be video of my life time!!! I wish to follow the complete list.

Don't worry, be happy!!!!

 

Simple funda for happiness. How many do you follow of them?

I’m mentioning those which I’m following, and those i wish to follow on…

  • Follow Your heart.
  • Have a sense of wonder...
  • Find people you love.. (and people who can love you..)
  • Help others.
  • Dance
  • Pamper your self.
  • Exercise
  • Limit (or no) television.
  • Get in touch with nature.
  • Lighten up.
  • Get a good night's sleep.
  • Don't compare yourself with others.
  • Be open to new ideas. Make time JUST to have FUN
  • Keep the romance in your life.
  • Make a gratitude list.
  • Love you mother earth.
  • Want what you have.
  • Be TRUE to yourself....
  • Find a new perspective.
  • Set goals.
  • Face your fears...
  • Go to a mueseum.
  • Read books.
  • Buy yourself flowers.
  • Don't beat yourself.
  • Don't focus on negative thoughts.
  • Focus on creating what you desire.

 

I’m happy to have this list grown from left side & wish to make them in one column only.

What about you???



Friday, August 6, 2010

A friend goes by…

One the positive point of today was below mail from Roma: Just when she’s about to leave c-sam.

27431_540185315_791_n Dear Abhishek,
I would like to grab this opportunity to thank you for being an important part of my career and C-Sam and also my personal life. I had a great time knowing a "Krakalaka" image like you. Learnt countless fundas of life from you. Learnt how to enjoy every moment and love unconditionally.
I wish we always remain in touch and wish you all the very best in life and career!! Have a great time and keep people around you smiling (like you always do). I will miss your yawns and witty comments (dont stop commenting on my updates ;))
My personal e-mail id is : *********************
I will keep sending you updates and pictures, will wait for your funny comments too. I dont know more how to play with words, so directly want to "THANK YOU" for everything. It was great knowing and interacting with you. You an awesome human being, my major inspirational figure. (although you have only one pack ab - tummy ..hahaha..)
Regards,
Roma Mehta
Software Engineer
C-SAM
www.c-sam.com


Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Day 5: Sit back, relax n enjoy d LIFE.

Still under hangover of  champaner. These kind of trips are memories for entire life. 5th day of Good was

Finally Nice ABs workout  



Just went they started to show up. My laziness brought them back. Wasn’t working on Abs in last one week n those fat shown up again.
 
Buy finally thank to today’s day as i spend some time on those abs crunches exercise. Feeling light as feather.

 

Great day @ office….

Though it was late than what i’ve expected ( and promised chaku ) day went pretty well at office.

Finally found place for ear buds.…

I was looking for those noise reduction ear buds since last one month. Finally got a place with chintan’s help where they sell flight stuff n material.

 

Played games on PSP till late night.…

It’s running guns n bullets till late night. Playing ‘Medal of Honor’ game on PSP late night. Can’t resist it!!!! Thank God and thank to all Game Developers for making Games!!!

Bro’s b’day…

It’s not that usual that me and my brother wishes b’day to each other. I don’t know why!! I feel so lame in doing that with him.
 
But finally i wished him today for his b’day :)


Sunday, August 1, 2010

Day 4: Champaner day!!!!

Hmmm… Sometimes I find weekend boring. Why??? Because it comes wrapped in same old packet. Sit watch tv, play games, visit home. What’s the difference. I’m kindda guy who believe in change or some spike in life. So finally decided to visit champaner, that’s what have made my day J

Five amazing things happened today are,

My trip didn’t get cancel for champaner.
Ya, they always screw this one at the last minute. I’m talking about my frnds. They don’t have this gut to wake up in the morning and start amazing day with some adventure. Rather they are those lazy ppl, who wakes up at 11, eats, drinks & again fall asleep.

So finally I had decided to move there alone if nobody is interested. (of course chaku is counted as default joinee). Even though I asked few to join incase they have it in them. And as usual they(roma, pathik, himanshu, hiral, vidhi, vivek etc)  agreed and changed their mind on last minute which ended up this trip with “just the two of us”.

I’m glad I went there.

Water expectation satisfied.
The scary thing that I imagine in my mind while planning trip was my friends shouting at me that અરે યાર ટ્રીપ ટ્રીપ  કરતો  તો  પણ  પાણી  તો  છે    નહિ. This rain is so લુચ્ચી. It disappears whenever we want it and comes whenever we don’t want it. Lukka chuppi!!
But thank god, he made some reservation specially for my trip. Initially reaching there I felt yes there won’t be any water. Still entering the jungle keeping fingure crossed found 2 waterfalls. (where me and chaku enjoyed freaking chilled water for half an hour.)

Thank you God.

Free Flying peacock
Here the word “free” doesn’t mean ek par ek free. Ya first thing what amazed me was to see a peacock. It’s pretty rare now. Only place you get to see them is in zoo (which is also not having them now). When is the last time you saw a peacock enjoying his freedom?

I did it. It was an amazing feeling. I ran after it to take a snap when I saw him sitting on a tree. It jumped from the tree as soon as he me struggling to find my camera. Than I decided to run after it & suddenly he started flying again. I saw it fly 150 meter distance and suddenly disappearing in jungle.

This will be legendary moment of my life.

Food attack.
Any food tastes better when you eat it in your hunger. Now imagine replacing “Any food” with “delicious food”. We had the same experience. We got hungry, after wondering in jungle.
Sarvottam was the place my frnd’s decided to eat when I went pavagadh with them 5 years ago. We couldn’t enjoy it than cause I met with an accident and was on edge of dying. J
Chaku started ordering like she’s hasn’t had food in her entire life. She wanted every damn dishesh. Started with lassi, soup, tea, sev usan, paneer tata tak, butter roti, idli sambhar, etc etc. Food was great.

Chakli’s assignment submission

Finally her assignment for B.ED., were submitted and got signed also. Went to university before going champaner. By the way એક બે છોકરીઓ લાઇન પણ  મારતી તી મને !!! ;)


Thursday, July 29, 2010

Day 1: Kick start of Positivity

 

Oh!!! It wasn’t that tough to get 5 positive points for the day.

Woke up early. 

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Ya I know it may not be a big deal for some of you but its pretty important for me. Waking up just even little late, messes up with my complete schedule. My bed tea, poopy time, exercise/jogging schedule etc etc. I woke up from the bed in just one shot. Bolle to rock n roll at 6:25 a.m.


Spent half an hour for myself.

As soon as I get some I put myself into next task it can be anything, watching tv, game on psp, tv series, music or anything, which eventually left no time for myself. By myself here I mean to say for my SOUL. Watching tv, psp, music is to please your senses but spending quite moments with yourself is to please or recharge your soul.

It’s very simple.

  • Sit relaxed on bed /lie down on bed.
  • Take deep breaths (should be done in 5 seconds) holding it for 20 seconds & then releasing it slowly (should be done in 10 seconds)
  • Feel your heart beat & count them to gain focus.
  • After continuing above for 10-15 minutes, try to gain focus on your thoughts.

THAT’S IT… Easy right? He he he!! Not so hurry buddy. It’s tough but must must must thing to do.

Fixed quite a few bugs today.

Office day was normal. I was able to fix many bugs for android release I’m having on Friday. Tomorrow is gonna be judgment day.

Number of પપ્પી got from chaku was around 50 only.

This may sound weird to some of you but yes number of પપ્પી I got from my HON was under 100 today (which happens quite rarely). Sometime I get fed up with her constant involvement/attack on my chicks. Chicks start shouting NO NO NO, but she’s like sehvag who once gets started can’t be stopped.

Stayed back home while I was supposed to go to office.

I didn’t want to make my Thursday dirty with lots of pending things to do, so I was thinking of coming late to office. At the last moment I’ve decided not to go there, spend time with HON (may be we’ll watch TERE BIN LADEN now). I’ll reach office early tomorrow. ;)

And ya it’s not necessary for you people to write as much as i’ve written regarding ur 5 + points. You can write it in સંક્ષેપ as chaki does.

Positive points from Chaki.

  1. I was supposed to get my assignment signed by B.ED. faculty which was done in lunch time.
  2. Nice time with AB with morning, which eventually made me laugh even when I was walking alone in garden.
  3. This tooth pain was lower compare to yesterday.
  4. Day at school was good. Got 2 free lectures finally which I’m getting pretty rarely these days.
  5. I was able to take out 20-25 minutes for B.ED. reading.

Have a good night every one!!! See ya tomorrow with second positive day.



Friday, July 16, 2010

INDI YILLI RASKALA #Rajnikant Rocks

What would be life without having SUPREME power. The only problem is that it exists in books & in character (like spidy, batty & HE-man etc). The real fun is only when you can see those actions performed by normal (oopss I should be hang rajnikanttill death to use word normal for this ultra ordinary buddy) human being.
Here’s some of the amazing power imaginations coming straight from the GREATER than the GREATEST Ranji master.
Rajnikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
When Rajnikant sneezes, a black hole is created.
Rajnikant is biological father of Katrina. Not actress, the hurricane!
There are only four dimensions in our universe, length, width, depth and Rajnikant
We could see dinosaurs around today if one of them didn't mess with Rajnikant long ago.
The Bermuda triangle is Rajnikant's restroom.
Rajnikant and opportunity knock only once.
Rajnikant once ate Iphone3 and crapped Iphone4 out!!
Rajnikant doesn't follow anybody on twitter. Twitter follows Rajnikant
Rajnikant can breathe in space..
Rajnikant can stop time.
New York has Spiderman, Gotham City has Batman, we have Rajnikant
Rajnikant k aate he cows apne aap milk deti h and murgi aande
Rajnikant doesn't need a bat, his index finger is enough!!
Death once had a near Rajnikant experience!!!
Rajnikant does not head-butt. Last time he did it caused the
Rajnikant doesnt go into opponents half to score, he just hits the ball against his own goal post and the ball rebounds into opponents goal
Rajnikant don't need a gun. he just FARTS and gameover:D
Rajnikant has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Speed travels at the rate of Rajnikant
Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch...HE decides wat time it is!!
Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
Last but it’s not althought ENOUGH for him,

Rajnikant farted. It was the beginning of global warming.

Courtesy: twitter.

Monday, June 28, 2010

What side are you in? Love or Lust?

Love…. For some of the alive human beings event this simple & smallest word brings up a smile or shy. For others its just another excuse to get into a girl’s pants (or skirts .. J) I’m kind person who fall in between this category. I’m sure there would be millions more like me. Anyways I’m not here to talk about, typical difference between love & lust, cause answer for it can be pretty straight forward where love is simply associated with emotions & affection & later on is related dot dot dot (you know what :D)


lust_or_love_57595 Love and lust goes hand in hand, they are dependent of each other. Important of both the emotions should not be .. wait wait.. must not be ignored. Love and Lust both goes hand in hand, and matter of fact I doubt true love would exist between man & woman (wait wait.. man & man also and… woman & woman also lol… ) [Spare the love of mother and child here.. .we’re not talking about it here.. ] so where was i???

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Oh ya I doubt true love would exist without even minor existence of lust.

Two things that both love and lust have common are,

  • They start with letter ‘L’… (sorry.. just kidding)

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  • They both are blind.

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It’s hard for some people to figure out whether they’re in winner of love or victim of lust, those whose strongly believe that they are in love, that feeling might just be a burst of boiling blood crawling for short time, which when given proper time turns out to be a mistake only. Time is the only factor that can judge your existence in love or lust.

In love even an object is elevated to life, stones & trees speaks to you; the sun, the moon (I just remembered a son here, ‘chand sitare phul aur khsbu… crap.. what the hell am I singing…!!! how pathetic!!!!!.. never mind) ya the sun, moon, the entire creation becomes alive & divine. But in lust even a living being becomes merely an object. An object to fulfill your desires & needs.

I’m not sure where these blog is heading to as I’m unable to express what exactly I wanted to write about and what I’ve been writing till now. So that’s it I’m giving up from here. Hope you won’t mind.. (and even if you do mind it… WTH).

P.S

When I met her I used to think I’m the only person in world who is in love.

When I got her Lust came free with her.

When I got married I’m in love again.. so much in love…

 

(Courtesy: Some experiments done on myself… by me)

 

What side are you in????

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Let’s Play CID CID….

It’s been while sinc250px-Cid_serial14e i posted something on my blog. Last night after at i checked my twitter a/c and found a  popular trend #CIDpjs initiated by MTV India. After such a hectic day, that was the last thing which could make up my mind to have some peace sleep. Damn!! Where would i go without fun in life????/

With CID being longest running show in the history of [Indian Television], i couldn’t make mistake by just posting those PJs to my tweet and leaving it like that. I decided to jot down those PJs here… Hope you’ll have FUN… I had it… ;)


  • · Nithiyananda ka baja band, nithiyananda ka baja band, jab CID ne pakda usko red hand.…
  • · May ke baad aata hai June, May ke baad aata hai June... Daya ye suicide nahi, ye toh hai khoon!
  • · 8 gante so jao aur karlo pura rest, 8 gante so jao aur karlo pura rest, ACP PRADYUMAN kehta hai u r under arrest..
  • · KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla, KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla. ACP, Hamara Shaq sahi nikla
  • · Mujh pe chad gaya hai CID ka bhoot, mujhpe chad gaya hai CID ka bhoot, Abhijit ne kaha 'Hands up or I will shoot'
  • · Jali ko aag kehte hai bujhi ko raakh kehte hai. CID mein investigation ko tehkikaat kehte hai
  • · Sawan aaye to phool khilega, takdir mein jo likha wo milega "Apni jagah se koi nahi hilega!"
  • · Kiske khayal mein tum kho gaye, kiske khayal mein tum kho gaye,Sir fingerprints match ho gaye.
  • · Darr ke aage jeet hai.. darr ke aage jeet hai..ACP ka daayan haath senior inspector abhijeet hai
  • · Mere piya gaye ragoon waha se kiya hai telephone... Qatil shatir hai chalaki se kiya hai Khoon
  • · Saam ka suraj dhal chuka hai, shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai...oh my god sir, ye to mar chuka hai
  • · Paanch rupye ka ek samosa das rupye ka do, ACP Pradyuman kehta hai "Daya darwaaza tod do"
  • · Thande thande pani se nahana chahiye, 'Daya hume us jagah pe ek baar aur jana chahiye'
  • · aap hamesha khush rahe ye hamari duaa hai... ACP Pradhyuman kehta hai "khun isi ghar mein huaa hai"

And Here comes my favourite…..

  • · Gaai ko angrezi mein kehte hain COW, Gaai ko angrezi mein kehte hain COW..Kuch to baat hai Daya,Pata Lagao
 

Keep Laughing and Sharing…

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Ala re ala!!! Sachin ala!!!

200 Mark Today be would be marked as Golden day in history. The worst part was that i wasn’t @ home today to see master making legend from his Bat. I always wondered whether he would be able to make it or not but finally he marked it… Hurray and yuppi to all cricket fans!!! as sachin made the 200 mark today. Some fun fact what other cricketer believe about our LEGENDARY hero… . :)

 

 

 

"Nothing bad can happen to us if we're on a plane in India with Sachin Tendulkar on it."
- Hashim Amla, the South African batsman, reassures himself as he boards a flight

"To Sachin, the man we all want to be"
- What Andrew Symonds wrote on an aussie t-shirt he autographed specially for Sachin
"Beneath the helmet, under that unruly curly hair, inside the cranium, there is something we don't know, something beyond scientific measure. Something that allows him to soar, to roam a territory of sport that, forget us, even those who are gifted enough to play alongside him cannot even fathom. When he goes out to bat, people switch on their TV sets and switch off their lives"
- BBC on Sachin
"Tuzhe pata hai tune kiska catch chhoda hai?"
- Wasim Akram to Abdul Razzaq when the latter dropped Sachin's catch.
Sachin is a genius. I'm a mere mortal.
- Brian Charles Lara
"We did not lose to a team called India...we lost to a man called Sachin"
- Mark Taylor, during the test match in Chennai (1997)
"The more I see of him the more confused I'm getting to which is his best knock."
- M. L. Jaisimha
"The joy he brings to the millions of his countrymen, the grace with which he handles all the adulation and the expectations and his innate humility -all make for a one-in-a-billion individual"
- McGrath
"I can be hundred per cent sure that Sachin will not play for a minute longer when he is not enjoying himself. He is still so eager to go out there and play. He will play as long as he feels he can play,"
- Wife Anjali
"I HAVE SEEN GOD, HE BATS AT NO.4 FOR INDIA"
- by HAYDEN - i feel is the best SACHIN QUOTE
My Personal Best
"Even my father's name is Sachin Tendulkar."
Tendulkar's daughter, Sara, tells her class her father's name after the teacher informs them of a restaurant of the same name in Mumbai
I am fortunate that I've to bowl at him only in the nets!
- KUMBLE
Que: Who do you think as most important celebrity ?
Shahrukh: There was a big party where stars from bollywood and cricket were invited. Suddenly, there was a big noise, all wanted to see approaching Amitabh Bachhan.
Then Sachin entered the hall and Amitabh was leading the queue to get a grab of the GENIUS!!
- shahrukh, quoting Shahrukh from an interview
India me aap PrimeMinister ko ek Baar Katghare me khada kar sakte hain..Par Sachin Tendulkar par Ungli nahi utha Sakte..
- Navjot Singh Sidhu
He can play that leg glance with a walking stick also .
- waqar younis
' I WILL SEE GOD WHEN I DIE BUT TILL THEN I WILL SEE SACHIN '
- A banner once said -  that quiet defines Sachin-The greatest.
Sachin Tendulkar has often reminded me of a veteran army colonel who has many medals on his chest to show how he has conquered bowlers all over the world
-- Allan Donald
On a train from Shimla to Delhi, there was a halt in one of the stations. The train stopped by for few minutes as usual. Sachin was nearing century, batting on 98. The passengers, railway officials, everyone on the train waited for Sachin to complete the century. This Genius can stop time in India!!
- Peter Rebouck - aussie journalist
"Sachin cannot cheat. He is to cricket what (Mahatma) Gandhiji was to politics. It's clear discrimination."
- NKP Salve, former Union Minister, This was when he was accused of ball tempering
There are 2 kind of batsmen in the world. One Sachin Tendulkar. Two all the others.
-          Andy Flower:
"Sometimes you get so engrossed in watching batsmen like Rahul Dravid and Sachin Tendulkar that you lose focus on your job."
- yaseer hameed
Bravoo……. Yupppi… Today’s my day… Damn you dhoni…. you tried hard to stop him from getting it but you couldn’t…. Cheers and spread the chill….

Thursday, December 31, 2009

2010 Wishlist :)

testing Read more option...




After my controversial declaration and acceptance of the fact of not being "perfectionist" on my twitter and facebook updated. I was really eagerly waiting for this list.




Finally here I'm with my little list of my wishes for this New Year. Hope I’m not missing any :) If i do let me know...


Sunday, October 25, 2009

Twitter Comic Strips :D


 
Le me admit it first, I’m twitterholic! Since i learned what this thing is I've got addicted to it. While the whole would is tweeting around i still find plenty of my frnd who don’t even know about it. I just met one of my old classmate and asked him to join me. He said i already have ‘orkut’ so don’t need twitter. That basically because he doesn’t know wat the hack twitting is! 


With just 74 workers and established in 2006, twitter has already become one of the top 10 social networking site (with number being Facebook ( i still hate it).


Nevertheless! This post is not to teach everyone what twitter is, but i found some comic strips which i feel somewhat interesting. Some of them made me laugh in my boring trip here in Singapore. For Twitter lover it’s fun :)

























Adiosssssssss!!! Enjoy Tweets, Your friends need it :D