Tuesday, November 30, 2010

When Nature Calls,,,

I wish,,,, I Could do that ;)

Aaah…, is what comes out as soon as remember this recent incident. If god really is some living diva than I guess he would be damn funny & that’s why he just played a trick few hours ago. Here’s the real bite.  Share your experience if you’ve came through the same situation.

I was supposed to attend this so called marriage of my cousin-brother tomorrow. Chaki (humry chikni) is preparing for her exam so I was alone to this boring journey. I did the packing at the last moment (1 pair of cloth, toothbrush, PSP, a book & a water bottle). Something was still missing… , but that ticking clock was teasing me, so finally I left the home.

I almost gave it up that I’ll be able to reach home, when I looked at the line on ticket counter. It felt like I was living in one of    starving country where you’ve to queue up to get your daily bread of one time. Thank god I didn’t give up at that time (I think god turned the coin in my side since he wanted to see me in that awkward situation later on, such funny fellow he is). Grabbed my ticket & caught a seat on upper stand of train.  Let me tell you something about this upper stand (can’t call it upper compartment), there are few advantage of sitting in upper seat.

Ø      No body will ask to shrink your ass to get a new seat.
Ø      Less noisy.
Ø      You don’t have to worry about anything that may fall from person sitting on top of you, if you’re sitting in down seats.

My plan was to fully indulge myself in the book & few pamphlets that I was carrying. The plan was destroyed when suddenly an irritating and idiotic family started their shouting session. Oh these Indians… Oops.. I mean we Indians.  I got no choice but to shove my psp ear-plugs & start reading book from Sudha Murti (chaku’s fav).

I gave up reading after realizing that I’ve already read this book in gujarati and my interest evaporated just like my bank balance. I missed Barney’s PlayBook than. Anyways so I finally took out the water bottle and gulped ¾ part in just one shot. Played few games on PSP, read some other pamphlets and finally after getting bored with above two, I switched back to “Lady Ga ga”, who started banging my ears, head & the whole body.

Just when we were about to pass “kim” station I finished the left over part from the bottle. Now, there comes the moment. I felt a slight push of the new water at the bottom of my body. Now I realized the thing that I missed to PERFORM before leaving for “surat”. How can I forget to visit such a wonderful stress buster place? Just like some ppl love to visit temple every morning we prefer visiting toilet (rather I would call it washroom) before leaving home. But I forgot…., you’ll say what’s big deal… but no it is a big deal when you are drinking water like you’ve never seen water in your entire life.

Since the gentle push for my ‘pee pee’ was not that emergency alarm, I decided to deal with it as of now. (Now that’s one disadvantage of seating in upper section in train, you just let it go… ) I switched songs from ‘ga ga’ to ‘one republic’ to ‘timbaland’ to etc etc. in order to forget my little pain building inside my stomach. As soon as Tapi bridge arrived I decided to get down to get shoes. After landing my incredible legs on one of my victim’s face and getting pushed from all four (eight) direction, I finally got in my shoes. Suddenly the trained slowed down (that’s one of the most incredible characteristic of Indian train, just when it’s about to reach station it either slows down or turns down completely). As I waited few more minutes standing there listening ‘ga ga’ again, another strong push of water reached my downstairs. I looked on both side and realized that a few feet of distance to washroom was looking like miles from where I was standing.. I breathed and instructed my mind to wait few more minutes.

The station arrived; I hurried myself to catch an auto. To my good (actually worse) luck I found auto so easily this time. A man in his sixties with an auto in its seventies has been assigned the mission to drop me to home ASAP… Again god played his card and suddenly gave our auto 3 needed passengers. Journey to my home started. My ears were still blocked from the outside noise and my mind wandering across the street watching fellows (and searching sweet hearts).

The good thing about the surat’s road is that they are smooth like madhuri’s chick, but a sudden jump in an auto shook my entire body and gave another push to my inner pouch holding plenty of water. My body told me “We’ve got an emergency situation here…” & I acknowledged it with my “I, I, Captain!!!” look. When I looked outside to realize where I am, got a sudden shock. We’ve not crossed even 30% from station. What to do? Ask driver to drive fast as I got pee pee? Nahh… Just told myself to hold on a bit more. Pushed my ear plugs back & journey continued.

After another 15 minutes I saw 2 cyclist crossing our auto, I wanted to laugh but couldn’t with the pain I was in. Then a saw a car, a truck, few autos, few bikes, a cycle & a man walking who crossed ahead of us. How the fuck his auto is still alive?? Our speed would have been around few feet per hour. May be I could have taken a walk and would have reached home by now. Generally it takes around 20 minutes to reach home but even after these 30 minutes I was still half way to home. I decided to change the auto on next stop, but that would end up in a fight with this old fellow.

Uncle thodi fast chalavo ne!!!” I said when there was no one seating with me. “Are fast j to chalavu chhu”, bloody fellow replied. Do you call it fastttttt?? First few drops of my pee were betting with others whether they would get freedom inside my pants or inside washroom. I bet on pants. L Another scary look to old fellow & “uncle, emergency chhe!!” words gave him hint that it really is an emergency situation. He changed to auto gear, may be from neutral to 1st & suddenly some noise started coming from it. I wasn’t sure whether I should be happy or sad about it. Finally it stopped, leaving me in the middle of the road. The bastard told me “etle j dhime chalavto hato, utri jao have!!!

Hell yessssssss!!!

I got down without arguing, gave him a note of 10Rs, he started counting something inside his mind. “Ketla thaya??” I shouted and few drops got a ray of hope that their freedom is nearby if I shout again. I decided to move on and asked him to keep change but then he finally returned 2 Rs after his million dollar calculation. I started to look for another auto, a babe riding bike smiled when she saw my legs crossed and hands looking for lift. I wasn’t in mood so concentrated on autos. 5 minutes passed (like 5 hours), and when I finally decided to release the flow, I looked around for a nice place. By nice I mean the place with some darkness, few dustbins & few pan’s spit and no one around.

I took a walk with my legs crossed trying to build a narmada damn which was about to overflow. I found a so called ‘nice’ place where I used to go to tuition in older days. I waited few seconds to see if there’s any public movement or not. I told my mind and those drops that alright you won the bet & I lost it. Hurray… (slowly…) I won’t have to pee in my pants. I reached there dropped the zip, took out the monster and finally… “aaahhh”… “ohhh…”,…. “hmm….”, started coming from my mouth[No!!! That wasn’t the sound of what you are thinking…Damn it!!!]. I closed my eyes to make this event more enjoyable. The even started around 8:45:235 IST to 8:47:669 IST, but they were the most amazing and most releasing moment of ma life.
From now onwards that corner of my old tuition class has become a historical place for me. I would show it to my honey, my children and grand children in future.

Why don’t you pple visit Surat sometime, I’ll show it to you as well. ;)

P.S. I’m proud & happy living in India. East or west peeing in corner in emergency situation is the best. ;)

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Long story shorten...

Before telling you the story, i would thank JIMI 101 times for this beautiful memory. I can't believe lazy lame buddy like him took efforts in writing this story. (P.S. you can imagine his laziness by fact that he would not got to pee pee even if his tank is full, while watching move. ) Anyways... this post for you JIMI. I wish, i knew what going our there about your current love story so i could give you something similar. ;)




Wednesday, September 15, 2010

TweetDeck for Android

TweetDeck is a popular Twitter & Facebook Client for Windows and now stepping on Android platform. TweetDeck for Android v0.9 beta was published on official blog and then was immediately removed and in the mean time it was leaked all over the web. I got lucky to have the application (i also have it’s apk file… ;) 

Apart from Twitter, it also supports Facebook, Google Buzz and FourSquare (i don’t know what this is). The interface is just like the Adobe AIR application for Windows with same color combination. In twitter, it has a feature to add Geotag, Tweet Photo, etc. Moreover, you can add columns for Friends, your own timeline and whatever you like which is same as the desktop application.
Here are some screenshots taken from Motorola Droid ;)

1. Application Start-up.      
2.Home Feeds (Both T & F) 
3. Posting Update.        
4. Tweet summay.

So far the application looks promising, much more to explore, much more to ROCK ;)……
Do try the APP.. You can download the .apk file from here.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Choose your Twitter Facebook Profile Picture

Many  ppl don’t like uploading their actual images on facebook or twitter account picture. How about having a funny one rather. Choose which character suits you and just grab one… :)

I’ve already chosen my favorite JIM CARRY. (although i love uploading my own pics as well, I’m not stupid shy person ;)

Enjoy profiling............. ;)

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Making life Simpler…

This morning i came across an extra ordinary video. It’s simple, and that’s the funda of it. It’s made so simple to make your life simpler… This would really be video of my life time!!! I wish to follow the complete list.

Don't worry, be happy!!!!


Simple funda for happiness. How many do you follow of them?

I’m mentioning those which I’m following, and those i wish to follow on…

  • Follow Your heart.
  • Have a sense of wonder...
  • Find people you love.. (and people who can love you..)
  • Help others.
  • Dance
  • Pamper your self.
  • Exercise
  • Limit (or no) television.
  • Get in touch with nature.
  • Lighten up.
  • Get a good night's sleep.
  • Don't compare yourself with others.
  • Be open to new ideas. Make time JUST to have FUN
  • Keep the romance in your life.
  • Make a gratitude list.
  • Love you mother earth.
  • Want what you have.
  • Be TRUE to yourself....
  • Find a new perspective.
  • Set goals.
  • Face your fears...
  • Go to a mueseum.
  • Read books.
  • Buy yourself flowers.
  • Don't beat yourself.
  • Don't focus on negative thoughts.
  • Focus on creating what you desire.


I’m happy to have this list grown from left side & wish to make them in one column only.

What about you???

Friday, August 6, 2010

A friend goes by…

One the positive point of today was below mail from Roma: Just when she’s about to leave c-sam.

27431_540185315_791_n Dear Abhishek,
I would like to grab this opportunity to thank you for being an important part of my career and C-Sam and also my personal life. I had a great time knowing a "Krakalaka" image like you. Learnt countless fundas of life from you. Learnt how to enjoy every moment and love unconditionally.
I wish we always remain in touch and wish you all the very best in life and career!! Have a great time and keep people around you smiling (like you always do). I will miss your yawns and witty comments (dont stop commenting on my updates ;))
My personal e-mail id is : *********************
I will keep sending you updates and pictures, will wait for your funny comments too. I dont know more how to play with words, so directly want to "THANK YOU" for everything. It was great knowing and interacting with you. You an awesome human being, my major inspirational figure. (although you have only one pack ab - tummy ..hahaha..)
Roma Mehta
Software Engineer

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Day 5: Sit back, relax n enjoy d LIFE.

Still under hangover of  champaner. These kind of trips are memories for entire life. 5th day of Good was

Finally Nice ABs workout  

Just went they started to show up. My laziness brought them back. Wasn’t working on Abs in last one week n those fat shown up again.
Buy finally thank to today’s day as i spend some time on those abs crunches exercise. Feeling light as feather.


Great day @ office….

Though it was late than what i’ve expected ( and promised chaku ) day went pretty well at office.

Finally found place for ear buds.…

I was looking for those noise reduction ear buds since last one month. Finally got a place with chintan’s help where they sell flight stuff n material.


Played games on PSP till late night.…

It’s running guns n bullets till late night. Playing ‘Medal of Honor’ game on PSP late night. Can’t resist it!!!! Thank God and thank to all Game Developers for making Games!!!

Bro’s b’day…

It’s not that usual that me and my brother wishes b’day to each other. I don’t know why!! I feel so lame in doing that with him.
But finally i wished him today for his b’day :)

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Day 4: Champaner day!!!!

Hmmm… Sometimes I find weekend boring. Why??? Because it comes wrapped in same old packet. Sit watch tv, play games, visit home. What’s the difference. I’m kindda guy who believe in change or some spike in life. So finally decided to visit champaner, that’s what have made my day J

Five amazing things happened today are,

My trip didn’t get cancel for champaner.
Ya, they always screw this one at the last minute. I’m talking about my frnds. They don’t have this gut to wake up in the morning and start amazing day with some adventure. Rather they are those lazy ppl, who wakes up at 11, eats, drinks & again fall asleep.

So finally I had decided to move there alone if nobody is interested. (of course chaku is counted as default joinee). Even though I asked few to join incase they have it in them. And as usual they(roma, pathik, himanshu, hiral, vidhi, vivek etc)  agreed and changed their mind on last minute which ended up this trip with “just the two of us”.

I’m glad I went there.

Water expectation satisfied.
The scary thing that I imagine in my mind while planning trip was my friends shouting at me that અરે યાર ટ્રીપ ટ્રીપ  કરતો  તો  પણ  પાણી  તો  છે    નહિ. This rain is so લુચ્ચી. It disappears whenever we want it and comes whenever we don’t want it. Lukka chuppi!!
But thank god, he made some reservation specially for my trip. Initially reaching there I felt yes there won’t be any water. Still entering the jungle keeping fingure crossed found 2 waterfalls. (where me and chaku enjoyed freaking chilled water for half an hour.)

Thank you God.

Free Flying peacock
Here the word “free” doesn’t mean ek par ek free. Ya first thing what amazed me was to see a peacock. It’s pretty rare now. Only place you get to see them is in zoo (which is also not having them now). When is the last time you saw a peacock enjoying his freedom?

I did it. It was an amazing feeling. I ran after it to take a snap when I saw him sitting on a tree. It jumped from the tree as soon as he me struggling to find my camera. Than I decided to run after it & suddenly he started flying again. I saw it fly 150 meter distance and suddenly disappearing in jungle.

This will be legendary moment of my life.

Food attack.
Any food tastes better when you eat it in your hunger. Now imagine replacing “Any food” with “delicious food”. We had the same experience. We got hungry, after wondering in jungle.
Sarvottam was the place my frnd’s decided to eat when I went pavagadh with them 5 years ago. We couldn’t enjoy it than cause I met with an accident and was on edge of dying. J
Chaku started ordering like she’s hasn’t had food in her entire life. She wanted every damn dishesh. Started with lassi, soup, tea, sev usan, paneer tata tak, butter roti, idli sambhar, etc etc. Food was great.

Chakli’s assignment submission

Finally her assignment for B.ED., were submitted and got signed also. Went to university before going champaner. By the way એક બે છોકરીઓ લાઇન પણ  મારતી તી મને !!! ;)

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Day 3: Friday was FUNDOO day!!!

These positive things working pretty well for me so I think. I’m gonna make a habit. Planning to write another blog containing 3 positive things of the day. I’m searching for a name.. Any suggestion? 

Anyways here are today’s 5 positive things happened to me.  

Nice morning Jogging even without music. 

Ahaa!!! When is the last time you had enjoyed ur time without any distraction? Distractions like music, movie, tv, internet etc. I know you probably will argue (like chaku does) that they are for pleasure and enjoyment only. No they are not. You won’t learn that unless you’ll leave it for a while. I’ve tried in last 2 months. Leaving news-paper (week), music(7 days), psp (5 days) etc etc.

Let your mind be free. Free of unnecessary noises & voices & infos for a while. Just give it a try… It’s baap of awesomeness… I had this same baap of awesomeness feeling in garden today when I finally ran for half n hour without earn plugs funcking in my ears.

Great day at office at end with bug fixing.

I felt I was screwed with these constant feedbacks from customer on the last moment. But then gave my 100% (though it came a little late in day) and resolved many issues. Night was beautiful after it.

Bataka paua…

That’s my favorite snack (which I’m getting in dinner now :D) . A smile suddenly was blinking on face when she told me that she’s made bataka paua in dinner. After positive office day, this was another reason for a very good evening.

FUNDOO time with honey at night.

Had fun full evening with baby. Laughed too much remembering old days.!!!!

Tea-time chit chat… with frnds.

It all started for fixing the trip for champaner but eventually ended up discussing “savita bhabhi” (my fav) with few friends. + mara smart joke to kharaj :D
    5 Positive things happened with Chaki
      1. Finally my lession plans are complted and ready for submission.
      2. Had a great FUNDOO time with lavu at evening.
      3. It was mom’s b’day and I wished earlier than my Bro.
      4. Abhlu came early (8:30 is early now) today and had hell lot of time together. J
      5. Enjoyed my evening tv serial with tea.

    Friday, July 30, 2010

    Day 2: It’s raining Awesomeness!!!


    Don’t know if it’s because of my positivity or what, but day was just krakalaka (even though I was supposed to work like donkey for the whole day). Day 2 went pretty well. The only sad thing was that I couldn’t find more people join the revolution. Anyways, here are my good things of the day.


    Nice potty in the morning. 

    It’s not that often when my poo… poo goes THIS well, but without disgusting everyone’s day with my poo… poo story I’ll come to bottom line. It was LEGEN…

    wait for it…..

    wait for it…..


    Reached office early & did good work!!

    It’s difficult to find peaceful time at office (many times it’s because of me only :D ), but I found it in morning. All issues (as far as I know) are resolved so gonna have peaceful night now.

    Saw chaku laughing like child.

    Once again, not the first time, but I just love to see her laughing like this. It happened at lunch time when she asked me to eat curd. My expression made her laugh at least for next 5 minutes.

    Happens everyday!!!

    It’s priceless!!!

    Enjoyed Munna bhai MBBS again…


    I wont’ forget this movie for lifetime. I’ll even show this movie to my child and grand child. It’s not just a good movie for me, so many things are attached with munna bhai’s MBBSgiri. It was like medicine to me when chaku decided to leave MCA during college.

    I’ve watched this atleast 15-20 times in those days and can still watch it again. J It was awesome evening after watching the movie


    Got nice movie collection from ALPS

      • Clash Of The Titans
      • The A Team
      • Downfall (2004)
      • Gods Must Be Crazy Part1
      • Gods Must Be Crazy Part2
      • How To Train Your Dragon
      • Ninja Assasin
      • Shanghai Express
      • The 36th Chamber of Shaolin.

    5 Positive things happened with Chaki

    • Smooth day at school!!!!
    • Nice gesture from my Lavu in the lunch. I just loved the way he makes me laugh and makes me feel so good.
    • Talked with Bro after so many days.
    • Saw a nice dream in my siesta.
    • Fewer clothes to wash so spent good time in reading.

    C ya tomorrow (it’s Friday) so gotta be Baap of AWESOMEness.. I wish to visit champaner this Saturday. I wish I can add this champaner trip as one of the positive point of Day 4 list.

    Thursday, July 29, 2010

    Day 1: Kick start of Positivity


    Oh!!! It wasn’t that tough to get 5 positive points for the day.

    Woke up early. 


    Ya I know it may not be a big deal for some of you but its pretty important for me. Waking up just even little late, messes up with my complete schedule. My bed tea, poopy time, exercise/jogging schedule etc etc. I woke up from the bed in just one shot. Bolle to rock n roll at 6:25 a.m.

    Spent half an hour for myself.

    As soon as I get some I put myself into next task it can be anything, watching tv, game on psp, tv series, music or anything, which eventually left no time for myself. By myself here I mean to say for my SOUL. Watching tv, psp, music is to please your senses but spending quite moments with yourself is to please or recharge your soul.

    It’s very simple.

    • Sit relaxed on bed /lie down on bed.
    • Take deep breaths (should be done in 5 seconds) holding it for 20 seconds & then releasing it slowly (should be done in 10 seconds)
    • Feel your heart beat & count them to gain focus.
    • After continuing above for 10-15 minutes, try to gain focus on your thoughts.

    THAT’S IT… Easy right? He he he!! Not so hurry buddy. It’s tough but must must must thing to do.

    Fixed quite a few bugs today.

    Office day was normal. I was able to fix many bugs for android release I’m having on Friday. Tomorrow is gonna be judgment day.

    Number of પપ્પી got from chaku was around 50 only.

    This may sound weird to some of you but yes number of પપ્પી I got from my HON was under 100 today (which happens quite rarely). Sometime I get fed up with her constant involvement/attack on my chicks. Chicks start shouting NO NO NO, but she’s like sehvag who once gets started can’t be stopped.

    Stayed back home while I was supposed to go to office.

    I didn’t want to make my Thursday dirty with lots of pending things to do, so I was thinking of coming late to office. At the last moment I’ve decided not to go there, spend time with HON (may be we’ll watch TERE BIN LADEN now). I’ll reach office early tomorrow. ;)

    And ya it’s not necessary for you people to write as much as i’ve written regarding ur 5 + points. You can write it in સંક્ષેપ as chaki does.

    Positive points from Chaki.

    1. I was supposed to get my assignment signed by B.ED. faculty which was done in lunch time.
    2. Nice time with AB with morning, which eventually made me laugh even when I was walking alone in garden.
    3. This tooth pain was lower compare to yesterday.
    4. Day at school was good. Got 2 free lectures finally which I’m getting pretty rarely these days.
    5. I was able to take out 20-25 minutes for B.ED. reading.

    Have a good night every one!!! See ya tomorrow with second positive day.

    Tuesday, July 27, 2010

    5 days of positivity!!

      Ya ya ya!! Some of you FUN loving ppl may not find this interesting, but yes, I’m gonna write about some experiments I’m doing these days.
      Those who are living around me must have read me leaving outside food for month or quitting social n/wing for weeks, leaving news paper for a while etc etc.
      The reason behind leaving these all items is
      1. Mind Control
      2. Check your power will.
      I’ll write more about it in separate blog but today I’m starting one more thing for week, which is to indulge myself into the ‘pleasure of positivity’. I learned this technique from Shunty.
      Although note that I’m not at all negative thinking person, I still wanted to give it a try to strengthen my thinking & guiding my followers (which don’t exist) on the same path.
      To get rid of Negativity your job is not to find your negative points, but to find every possible POSITIVE thing in your life.                                                             -Swami Abhishekanand.
      The task is simple and easy. Write down 5 positive things happened to you in a day. It can be anything, any damn thing.. e.g.   

    1. Reached home early from office. (Are u kidding!!)

    2. Won a carom game at office!!!

    3. Bought new clothes.
    Nothing to lose here so every one of you can give it a try. Me and ‘My HON’ is starting it from tomorrow.
      ઓકે તો કાલે મળશું મારા અને તમારા હકારાત્મક વિચારો સાથે..  ત્યાં સુધી બધાને મારા "જય શ્રી કૃષ્ણ"

    Monday, July 19, 2010

    શહેર નો ઘોંઘાટ.

    શોધી રહ્યો છું શાંતિ, એ મન ની મોક્ળાશ જાણે ક્યાં ગયી છે. દમ ઘૂંટાય છે હવે મારો આ શહેર ના ઘોંઘાટ માં.

    Friday, July 16, 2010

    INDI YILLI RASKALA #Rajnikant Rocks

    What would be life without having SUPREME power. The only problem is that it exists in books & in character (like spidy, batty & HE-man etc). The real fun is only when you can see those actions performed by normal (oopss I should be hang rajnikanttill death to use word normal for this ultra ordinary buddy) human being.
    Here’s some of the amazing power imaginations coming straight from the GREATER than the GREATEST Ranji master.
    Rajnikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
    When Rajnikant sneezes, a black hole is created.
    Rajnikant is biological father of Katrina. Not actress, the hurricane!
    There are only four dimensions in our universe, length, width, depth and Rajnikant
    We could see dinosaurs around today if one of them didn't mess with Rajnikant long ago.
    The Bermuda triangle is Rajnikant's restroom.
    Rajnikant and opportunity knock only once.
    Rajnikant once ate Iphone3 and crapped Iphone4 out!!
    Rajnikant doesn't follow anybody on twitter. Twitter follows Rajnikant
    Rajnikant can breathe in space..
    Rajnikant can stop time.
    New York has Spiderman, Gotham City has Batman, we have Rajnikant
    Rajnikant k aate he cows apne aap milk deti h and murgi aande
    Rajnikant doesn't need a bat, his index finger is enough!!
    Death once had a near Rajnikant experience!!!
    Rajnikant does not head-butt. Last time he did it caused the
    Rajnikant doesnt go into opponents half to score, he just hits the ball against his own goal post and the ball rebounds into opponents goal
    Rajnikant don't need a gun. he just FARTS and gameover:D
    Rajnikant has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
    Speed travels at the rate of Rajnikant
    Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch...HE decides wat time it is!!
    Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.
    The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
    Last but it’s not althought ENOUGH for him,

    Rajnikant farted. It was the beginning of global warming.

    Courtesy: twitter.

    Monday, June 28, 2010

    What side are you in? Love or Lust?

    Love…. For some of the alive human beings event this simple & smallest word brings up a smile or shy. For others its just another excuse to get into a girl’s pants (or skirts .. J) I’m kind person who fall in between this category. I’m sure there would be millions more like me. Anyways I’m not here to talk about, typical difference between love & lust, cause answer for it can be pretty straight forward where love is simply associated with emotions & affection & later on is related dot dot dot (you know what :D)

    lust_or_love_57595 Love and lust goes hand in hand, they are dependent of each other. Important of both the emotions should not be .. wait wait.. must not be ignored. Love and Lust both goes hand in hand, and matter of fact I doubt true love would exist between man & woman (wait wait.. man & man also and… woman & woman also lol… ) [Spare the love of mother and child here.. .we’re not talking about it here.. ] so where was i???



    Oh ya I doubt true love would exist without even minor existence of lust.

    Two things that both love and lust have common are,

    • They start with letter ‘L’… (sorry.. just kidding)


    • They both are blind.


    It’s hard for some people to figure out whether they’re in winner of love or victim of lust, those whose strongly believe that they are in love, that feeling might just be a burst of boiling blood crawling for short time, which when given proper time turns out to be a mistake only. Time is the only factor that can judge your existence in love or lust.

    In love even an object is elevated to life, stones & trees speaks to you; the sun, the moon (I just remembered a son here, ‘chand sitare phul aur khsbu… crap.. what the hell am I singing…!!! how pathetic!!!!!.. never mind) ya the sun, moon, the entire creation becomes alive & divine. But in lust even a living being becomes merely an object. An object to fulfill your desires & needs.

    I’m not sure where these blog is heading to as I’m unable to express what exactly I wanted to write about and what I’ve been writing till now. So that’s it I’m giving up from here. Hope you won’t mind.. (and even if you do mind it… WTH).


    When I met her I used to think I’m the only person in world who is in love.

    When I got her Lust came free with her.

    When I got married I’m in love again.. so much in love…


    (Courtesy: Some experiments done on myself… by me)


    What side are you in????

    Tuesday, June 1, 2010


    I don’t quite like what i am doing... I don’t quite do what i like... I try to stay aloof but i cant...I try to come closetop-things-to-do-when-bored but i cant...

    Life seems a series of consequent paradox of "can and cant" and "do and don'ts"

    I tried real hard last few months...to prove to myself that I can make the best of my situation...if life is giving me lemons...as they say...lets make a lemonade...

    In my case though...i did make the lemonade...but it just wasn't "sweet" enough...

    I don't think anyone reading this would really understand (except roma, piyush, pratik, parth etc etc… )  what I am trying to say...or may be they will...(consequent paradox there...again!)

    I feel okay honestly...about the fact that how much ever business you do...you still are seen as just another employee...and your presence and absence means nothing to anyone...

    Its somewhat like loving someone...ummm...you love a person selflessly sometimes...to the extent that what ever they do or don't hurts...but doesn't really matter to you...you still feel the same...

    I think that is a good thing...that is real affection and care...

    I did give it my best shot...and I am happy about that...

    I need a break...need some love in life i guess...bored of the routine and worthless effort....

    Btw...Have you noticed how soo few actually understand what you are saying or feeling?

    aahh....only if it was easy to find someone you can talk aimlessly...its getting difficult day by day!


    Sunday, March 14, 2010

    Let’s Play CID CID….

    It’s been while sinc250px-Cid_serial14e i posted something on my blog. Last night after at i checked my twitter a/c and found a  popular trend #CIDpjs initiated by MTV India. After such a hectic day, that was the last thing which could make up my mind to have some peace sleep. Damn!! Where would i go without fun in life????/

    With CID being longest running show in the history of [Indian Television], i couldn’t make mistake by just posting those PJs to my tweet and leaving it like that. I decided to jot down those PJs here… Hope you’ll have FUN… I had it… ;)

    • · Nithiyananda ka baja band, nithiyananda ka baja band, jab CID ne pakda usko red hand.…
    • · May ke baad aata hai June, May ke baad aata hai June... Daya ye suicide nahi, ye toh hai khoon!
    • · 8 gante so jao aur karlo pura rest, 8 gante so jao aur karlo pura rest, ACP PRADYUMAN kehta hai u r under arrest..
    • · KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla, KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla. ACP, Hamara Shaq sahi nikla
    • · Mujh pe chad gaya hai CID ka bhoot, mujhpe chad gaya hai CID ka bhoot, Abhijit ne kaha 'Hands up or I will shoot'
    • · Jali ko aag kehte hai bujhi ko raakh kehte hai. CID mein investigation ko tehkikaat kehte hai
    • · Sawan aaye to phool khilega, takdir mein jo likha wo milega "Apni jagah se koi nahi hilega!"
    • · Kiske khayal mein tum kho gaye, kiske khayal mein tum kho gaye,Sir fingerprints match ho gaye.
    • · Darr ke aage jeet hai.. darr ke aage jeet hai..ACP ka daayan haath senior inspector abhijeet hai
    • · Mere piya gaye ragoon waha se kiya hai telephone... Qatil shatir hai chalaki se kiya hai Khoon
    • · Saam ka suraj dhal chuka hai, shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai...oh my god sir, ye to mar chuka hai
    • · Paanch rupye ka ek samosa das rupye ka do, ACP Pradyuman kehta hai "Daya darwaaza tod do"
    • · Thande thande pani se nahana chahiye, 'Daya hume us jagah pe ek baar aur jana chahiye'
    • · aap hamesha khush rahe ye hamari duaa hai... ACP Pradhyuman kehta hai "khun isi ghar mein huaa hai"

    And Here comes my favourite…..

    • · Gaai ko angrezi mein kehte hain COW, Gaai ko angrezi mein kehte hain COW..Kuch to baat hai Daya,Pata Lagao

    Keep Laughing and Sharing…

    Wednesday, February 24, 2010

    Ala re ala!!! Sachin ala!!!

    200 Mark Today be would be marked as Golden day in history. The worst part was that i wasn’t @ home today to see master making legend from his Bat. I always wondered whether he would be able to make it or not but finally he marked it… Hurray and yuppi to all cricket fans!!! as sachin made the 200 mark today. Some fun fact what other cricketer believe about our LEGENDARY hero… . :)




    "Nothing bad can happen to us if we're on a plane in India with Sachin Tendulkar on it."
    - Hashim Amla, the South African batsman, reassures himself as he boards a flight

    "To Sachin, the man we all want to be"
    - What Andrew Symonds wrote on an aussie t-shirt he autographed specially for Sachin
    "Beneath the helmet, under that unruly curly hair, inside the cranium, there is something we don't know, something beyond scientific measure. Something that allows him to soar, to roam a territory of sport that, forget us, even those who are gifted enough to play alongside him cannot even fathom. When he goes out to bat, people switch on their TV sets and switch off their lives"
    - BBC on Sachin
    "Tuzhe pata hai tune kiska catch chhoda hai?"
    - Wasim Akram to Abdul Razzaq when the latter dropped Sachin's catch.
    Sachin is a genius. I'm a mere mortal.
    - Brian Charles Lara
    "We did not lose to a team called India...we lost to a man called Sachin"
    - Mark Taylor, during the test match in Chennai (1997)
    "The more I see of him the more confused I'm getting to which is his best knock."
    - M. L. Jaisimha
    "The joy he brings to the millions of his countrymen, the grace with which he handles all the adulation and the expectations and his innate humility -all make for a one-in-a-billion individual"
    - McGrath
    "I can be hundred per cent sure that Sachin will not play for a minute longer when he is not enjoying himself. He is still so eager to go out there and play. He will play as long as he feels he can play,"
    - Wife Anjali
    - by HAYDEN - i feel is the best SACHIN QUOTE
    My Personal Best
    "Even my father's name is Sachin Tendulkar."
    Tendulkar's daughter, Sara, tells her class her father's name after the teacher informs them of a restaurant of the same name in Mumbai
    I am fortunate that I've to bowl at him only in the nets!
    - KUMBLE
    Que: Who do you think as most important celebrity ?
    Shahrukh: There was a big party where stars from bollywood and cricket were invited. Suddenly, there was a big noise, all wanted to see approaching Amitabh Bachhan.
    Then Sachin entered the hall and Amitabh was leading the queue to get a grab of the GENIUS!!
    - shahrukh, quoting Shahrukh from an interview
    India me aap PrimeMinister ko ek Baar Katghare me khada kar sakte hain..Par Sachin Tendulkar par Ungli nahi utha Sakte..
    - Navjot Singh Sidhu
    He can play that leg glance with a walking stick also .
    - waqar younis
    - A banner once said -  that quiet defines Sachin-The greatest.
    Sachin Tendulkar has often reminded me of a veteran army colonel who has many medals on his chest to show how he has conquered bowlers all over the world
    -- Allan Donald
    On a train from Shimla to Delhi, there was a halt in one of the stations. The train stopped by for few minutes as usual. Sachin was nearing century, batting on 98. The passengers, railway officials, everyone on the train waited for Sachin to complete the century. This Genius can stop time in India!!
    - Peter Rebouck - aussie journalist
    "Sachin cannot cheat. He is to cricket what (Mahatma) Gandhiji was to politics. It's clear discrimination."
    - NKP Salve, former Union Minister, This was when he was accused of ball tempering
    There are 2 kind of batsmen in the world. One Sachin Tendulkar. Two all the others.
    -          Andy Flower:
    "Sometimes you get so engrossed in watching batsmen like Rahul Dravid and Sachin Tendulkar that you lose focus on your job."
    - yaseer hameed
    Bravoo……. Yupppi… Today’s my day… Damn you dhoni…. you tried hard to stop him from getting it but you couldn’t…. Cheers and spread the chill….

    Monday, February 22, 2010

    Top 10 Gandhigiri rulezz…


    gandhi_1942 I’m not sure what made me write this, but after reading Mahatma Gandhiji’s autobiography (I’m still not finished with it) i decided to tickle over net to see what i can find about him. I couldn’t stretch myself further after hitting with one of the page showing his Top 10 fundamental which changed the world (India’s map as well). Hope you find it worth reading twice, Help spread the Gandhigiri ;)


    “You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.”
    “The difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing would suffice to solve most of the world’s problem.”


    1. Change yourself.

    “You must be the change you want to see in the world.”
    “As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world – that is the myth of the atomic age – as in being able to remake ourselves.”

    2. You are in control.

    “Nobody can hurt me without my permission.”

    3. Forgive and let it go.

    “The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.”
    “An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.”

    4. Without action you aren’t going anywhere.

    “An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching.”

    5. Take care of this moment.

    “I do not want to foresee the future. I am concerned with taking care of the present. God has given me no control over the moment following.”

    6. Everyone is human.

    “I claim to be a simple individual liable to err like any other fellow mortal. I own, however, that I have humility enough to confess my errors and to retrace my steps.”
    “It is unwise to be too sure of one’s own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err.”

    7. Persist.

    “First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.”

    8. See the good in people and help them.

    “I look only to the good qualities of men. Not being faultless myself, I won’t presume to probe into the faults of others.”

    “Man becomes great exactly in the degree in which he works for the welfare of his fellow-men.”

    “I suppose leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people.”

    9. Be congruent, be authentic, be your true self.

    “Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.”

    “Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well.”

    10. Continue to grow and evolve.

    ”Constant development is the law of life, and a man who always tries to maintain his dogmas in order to appear consistent drives himself into a false position.”

    You can pretty much always improve your skills, habits or re-evaluate your evaluations. You can gain deeper understanding of yourself and the world.

    Help spread the article if you liked it..(loved it!!!)

    Adios!!! ;)

    Saturday, January 23, 2010

    Diary oh Diary …

    While really running out of time, it was difficult to upload ‘original content’ (as chintan) demanded for. Nevertheless i’m definitely going to oil my writing skill as i remember how ppl use to like my writings during college days. Remembering those college days i tried finding some misc stuff from cup-board to inspire my original writing again, i found my diary(diaries).

    Yes i used to write diary those days. So i’ve than decided to sharing some of the readable stuff from my diary which you might enjoy starting off with my ‘craziness’ for britney spears in those days.

    I used to collect her pictures, cut them, and stick them in back side of my diary. Sharing her pics here by, Enjooooooooy!!!!



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    Be ready for Reading Stuff next time ;)