Friday, July 16, 2010


What would be life without having SUPREME power. The only problem is that it exists in books & in character (like spidy, batty & HE-man etc). The real fun is only when you can see those actions performed by normal (oopss I should be hang rajnikanttill death to use word normal for this ultra ordinary buddy) human being.
Here’s some of the amazing power imaginations coming straight from the GREATER than the GREATEST Ranji master.
Rajnikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
When Rajnikant sneezes, a black hole is created.
Rajnikant is biological father of Katrina. Not actress, the hurricane!
There are only four dimensions in our universe, length, width, depth and Rajnikant
We could see dinosaurs around today if one of them didn't mess with Rajnikant long ago.
The Bermuda triangle is Rajnikant's restroom.
Rajnikant and opportunity knock only once.
Rajnikant once ate Iphone3 and crapped Iphone4 out!!
Rajnikant doesn't follow anybody on twitter. Twitter follows Rajnikant
Rajnikant can breathe in space..
Rajnikant can stop time.
New York has Spiderman, Gotham City has Batman, we have Rajnikant
Rajnikant k aate he cows apne aap milk deti h and murgi aande
Rajnikant doesn't need a bat, his index finger is enough!!
Death once had a near Rajnikant experience!!!
Rajnikant does not head-butt. Last time he did it caused the
Rajnikant doesnt go into opponents half to score, he just hits the ball against his own goal post and the ball rebounds into opponents goal
Rajnikant don't need a gun. he just FARTS and gameover:D
Rajnikant has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Speed travels at the rate of Rajnikant
Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch...HE decides wat time it is!!
Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
Last but it’s not althought ENOUGH for him,

Rajnikant farted. It was the beginning of global warming.

Courtesy: twitter.

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